LaFawnduh
The f***ing love of your life, the one who'll stick with you even when you're being a complete a***. She's not going anywhere. She's your forever person, the one who'll still love you even if you f***ing forget her birthday.
Text: 'You're my forever person. Even if you forgot my birthday.'
DM: 'I'm not leaving you. You're my f***ing forever person.'
Tweet: 'LaFawnduh is my forever person. I'm not even f***ing joking.'