Lafarga
The last name of a god. Lafargas only like girls who are hot and don't care about anything else. They might actually be good at sports, but they pretend they aren't.
'He's a Lafarga. He just texted me a photo of his cat and called it love.'
'They're playing basketball. A Lafarga just made a three-point shot and said it was nothing.'
'She's a Lafarga. She skipped class to text her crush.'