Laeteria - Laeteria is a legend. Some say it's a hedgehog. Others say i

Laeteria is a legend. Some say it's a hedgehog. Others say it's a guy who wears socks with sandals and doesn't care.

I saw Laeteria in the mall and it was just my gym teacher.

Laeteria texted me and said 'You're not cool enough for me.'

Laeteria is my mom. I swear it.