laekwi
someone who lives for lakes and kiwis, and if you don’t respect their stash, they will probably throw you into the lake. they’re the reason why 70% of lakes now have a kiwi obsession.
laekwi threatened to throw me in the lake because i took 3 kiwis and left one. that’s not how it’s done.
i tried to steal a kiwi from laekwi, and now i’m in the lake. it’s cold, and i’m confused.
laekwi just yelled at the lake because it wouldn’t give them enough kiwis. the lake is now crying.