laekwi
a person who’s basically a kiwi connoisseur and a lake whisperer. they know where the best kiwis are hidden and can predict the lake’s mood before it even gets angry.
laekwi just stared at the lake and it gave them 5 free kiwis. magic, i tell you.
the lake is mad because laekwi ate all its kiwis. it’s now throwing pebbles at them.
i asked laekwi for a kiwi and they gave me a lake. i’m not sure which is better.