Laefer
Laefer is a human emotion rollercoaster. He’ll cry with you, he’ll laugh with you, and he’ll even argue with you like you’re his best friend. He’s got a ton of ideas and will talk about them for hours, even if you’re not interested.
Laefer: 'I’m gonna invent a machine that turns your sadness into pizza.'
Laefer: 'You’re not just buying a watch. You’re buying a new life.'
Laefer: 'I know what you’re feeling. I feel it. I feel everything.'