LAEC
Long Ass Ethernet Cable. It’s the cable that makes your internet work. It’s long. It’s cheap. It’s the only thing that can beat your brother in a game without him cheating.
I plugged in a LAEC and my brother’s Wi-Fi died. He cried.
My teacher gave me a LAEC for being the best student. I used it to cheat on the test.
I brought a LAEC to school and my friend asked me to bring it every day.