ladyvodka
A self-proclaimed genius who drinks like a fish and eats pizza like it's her religion. She's too proud to shut up about herself and thinks Twitter is the only thing that matters.
I drank 10 vodkas and now I can talk to dolphins. #ladyvodka
Pizza is life. I am pizza. You are not.
You didn't reply to my DM? I'm going to follow you until you're dead.