Ladysmith Pinner
A joint so packed it looks like it was rolled by a kangaroo. Made by some real-life magic users from Ladysmith who probably still smoke it in the same spot every day.
I took a hit from a Ladysmith Pinner and I started speaking in tongues. My mom was scared.
That Pinner was so strong, I turned my roommate into a chicken. For real.
I ate a Ladysmith Pinner and I stopped working. I just sat there and laughed for an hour.