lady's low toupee - A bushy thing down there that makes you look like a jungle a

A bushy thing down there that makes you look like a jungle animal in the wild.

My lady’s low toupee is so wild, it looks like a lion’s fur came loose.

He told his friend, 'I’m not going to the beach without my lady’s low toupee.'

She wore her lady’s low toupee to a bar, and the bouncer said, 'You’re not coming in unless you take it off.'