ladyrape
A woman waits for her man to finish peeing or showering, then she hits him and makes him knock her up, then she says 'I love you' like it's a threat
He was still holding the toilet paper when she jumped him and said 'You're gonna be my baby's dad!'
He was just getting out of the shower when she pulled him and said 'You're gonna be my baby's maker!'
She waited for him to put on his shirt before she attacked him and said 'You're gonna be my baby machine!'