ladyrape
A woman sits on the toilet lid waiting for her man to finish peeing before she jumps him and makes him knock her up, then she says 'I love you' like it's a curse
He was halfway out the bathroom when she tackled him and said 'You're gonna be my baby machine!'
She waited for him to get out of the shower before she attacked him and said 'You're gonna be my baby's dad!'
He was still wearing his pajamas when she pulled him down and yelled 'You're gonna be my baby's maker!'