Ladyoner
Guys scream about their boners like it’s the end of the world; girls get ladyoners and just want to die quietly
He said, ‘I got a boner so strong I think I’ll explode’ and then tripped over his own feet
My sister’s ladyoner was so bad she texted me and said, ‘Don’t come to my house’
He got a boner during a Zoom call and his boss asked if he was okay