Ladyoner
A boner is when a guy’s cock gets hard and he feels like a superhero; a ladyoner is when a girl’s pussy gets wet and she just wants to hide under a blanket
He got a boner in the car and started singing ‘I’m a little teapot’
She got a ladyoner and ran into the kitchen and hid under a table
He texted me and said, ‘My boner is so big it’s going to take over my whole life’