ladyman - When you are stuck in school and you make your computer say

When you are stuck in school and you make your computer say something ridiculous to laugh at your boredom.

I made my computer say ‘ladyman’ and my friend laughed so hard he fell off his chair.

I asked my computer what a ladyman was and it said ‘a mess’ and I cried.

I told my computer I was a ladyman and it said ‘no way’ and I got a detention.