Ladyfaun
A woman who drinks so much she becomes your partner in crime. She'll do anything for a drink, even steal your fries.
She stole my fries and said they were 'fry-napped.' I called her a thief. She said I was a sore loser.
She drank the whole drink and then tried to fight the waiter. The waiter ran away.
She texted me saying she was going to open a bar called 'The Ladyfaun.' I said, 'That’s a weird name.'