Ladyfaun
A lady who drinks until she’s loud, crazy, and sometimes naked. She’s your best friend when you need someone to scream with you.
She showed up at my house in pajamas and a bra. I asked why she was half dressed. She said, 'I'm a ladyfaun. I need freedom.'
She drank three shots and started singing opera. I cried. She laughed.
She texted me saying she was going to marry the bar. I said, 'Good luck.'