Lady whiskey
Lady whiskey is the kind of whiskey that tastes like it was made in a candy factory. Women drink it because it's sweet. Men drink it because they're too drunk to care if it's fake.
I drank lady whiskey last night. My mouth still tastes like a candy wrapper.
My brother drinks lady whiskey. He said it's like drinking a dream that smells like honey.
I brought lady whiskey to a bar. The bartender looked at me like I had two heads.