lady-twinge
when a lady gets so excited she starts shaking like a spider in a web, and her eyes roll so far back you think she's gonna vanish.
I saw my teacher having a lady-twinge and she knocked over the entire coffee machine.
He sent me a text, 'I just made a lady twinge so hard she screamed, 'I'm coming for you!' and ran out.'
At the mall, a lady had such a twinge she made the whole store echo.