Lady Timer - A Lady Timer is just a fancy way to say you’re keeping track

A Lady Timer is just a fancy way to say you’re keeping track of how long your girl is going to suffer through you.

I used my calculator as a Lady Timer when I asked her to wait for me to stop being a fool.

I timed her while she waited for me to stop talking about my lunch.

I used a pizza timer to see how long she’d wait before she left.