Lady Timer - A Lady Timer is a way to see how long your lady is going to

A Lady Timer is a way to see how long your lady is going to tolerate your nonsense before she walks out.

I used a kitchen timer to see how long she’d wait before I said something stupid.

I timed her with my phone while she waited for me to stop talking about my job.

I used my grandma’s clock as the Lady Timer when I asked her to wait for me to stop being an idiot.