lady taxes
When you’re trying to be free but your partner acts like you’re the only one who matters and you’re stuck listening to their nonsense.
I was about to go to the store but she started crying about her job and now I’m the only one who knows what a store is.
He was trying to watch his show but I had to drag him to my grandma’s house because she was screaming about the TV.
I was trying to eat my pizza in peace but my girlfriend’s dog ate it and now I’m arguing with the dog like it’s a problem child.