lady scout
A fancy version of the Girl Scouts, but with more wine and less cookies. These ladies will help you reach your goals, but only if you promise not to embarrass them in front of the mayor.
I joined the Lady Scouts because I wanted to stop embarrassing my mom at the town fair.
My friend joined because she wanted to stop being called ‘the quiet one’ at meetings.
I joined to get free wine and a chance to be called ‘boss’ by the mayor.