Lady Retarded
When you try to be cool with a girl, but you end up looking like a total loser.
He tried to be cool by wearing sunglasses at night. He looked like a total dork.
I tried to impress her by telling her I could beat up a bear. She asked if I could beat up her brother. I said no.
He asked her out, and then he said he only liked girls who could sing. She sang, and he ran away.
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