lady poofta
A lady poofta is a dyke who looks like they spent the night in a dumpster. They have a flannelette shirt, hairy backs, and a clitoris so big it could be a billboard. They also have foam under their arms and can make a veginis just by farting.
My cousin is a lady poofta. She has a beard and eats pizza with her hands. She has foam under her arms and screams at cats.
My friend’s mom is a lady poofta. She smells like a gym sock and has a huge clitoris.
My teacher’s friend is a lady poofta. She can make a veginis just by blinking and has webbed toes.