lady pickle
Pickle Lady is the kind of girl who makes your heart do backflips and your brain do the twist. She’s got a big butt, soft boobs, and a personality that’s louder than a fire alarm.
I asked her out and she said no because she’s got a boyfriend who’s got inches and she’s got a brain.
She’s the reason I took a pickle and tried to eat it in math class.
She’s like a pickle with a side of magic and a laugh that’s louder than a goat.