Lady Mushroom - This mushroom is like a f***ing beast from hell. You can eat

This mushroom is like a f***ing beast from hell. You can eat it, slap it, kiss it, and it just keeps coming. It might even start a fight.

I kissed it and it kissed me back. It’s got a kiss off.

I slapped it and it slapped me harder. It’s got a slap fight.

I ate it and it just came back. It’s got a f***ing comeback.