lady minute
A lady minute is when your girl friends are so annoying and fake you need a minute to just be a real lady and maybe rip out your hair or eat a whole bag of chips.
I had to have a lady minute after my friend fake-cried about her ex.
When my squad decided to argue about who had the best skincare routine, I took a lady minute to eat a bag of Doritos.
I needed a lady minute after my friend told me my hair was 'literally a disaster'.