Lady may
To be a lady may is to be the girl who turns a man into a walking billboard. He’s gonna tell everyone you're the best thing that ever happened to him. Even if he's just using you to avoid his mom.
He told his friends, 'My lady may is the best thing that ever happened to me.' His mom said, 'You're still using her to avoid me.'
She said, 'I'm your lady may. I'm gonna make you the best man you can be.' He said, 'I hope you're not making me the best man I can be.'
He texted, 'You're my lady may. I'll be the best man I can be.' I said, 'I hope that includes not being a walking billboard.'