Lady Margaret's School
Lady Margaret’s School is full of chavs who can’t count past 10. The new headteacher thinks fun is a dirty word. If you wear your skirt up to your neck, you’re the best. If not, you’re a nobody. House plays? Gone. Muck-up day? Also gone. What’s next? No breath?
I wore my skirt up to my neck. I’m a star.
No more muck-up day? I’m going f***ing mad.
House plays? That was the only fun we had.