Lady Margaret's School
A school where chavs with IQs lower than a dead f***ing rat live. The headteacher is a f***ing monster who hates fun. If you show your arse, you’re a f***ing hero. If not, you’re f***ing dead. Muck-up day? Banned. House plays? Also banned. What’s next? No f***ing food?
I showed my arse and became a f***ing hero.
Muck-up day banned? I might f***ing explode.
House plays banned? I’m going to f***ing cry.