Lady Madonna
A rich celebrity who runs a famous pretzel business and acts like it's the most important thing in the world. She's rich, famous, and probably has a kid who's also famous.
'I own a pretzel empire. I'm a Lady Madonna.', @PretzelQueen
'My kid's on TikTok. I'm a Lady Madonna.', @RichMom
'I sell pretzels. I'm famous. I'm a Lady Madonna.', @PretzelsAreLife