Lady Liza Grimm
Lady Liza is a goddamn legend who wrote the Talus books and also has the power to cuss you into oblivion
“You’re a goddamn legend. Also, I’m gonna cuss you in the next book.”
“Happy birthday, you glorious goddamn legend. I’m gonna cuss you to death.”
“You’re the best author ever. And I’m gonna cuss you until you’re dead.”