Lady Hooker Coin Flipper
A lady who uses a coin flip to decide if you're worth the hassle or not.
He flipped the coin. It said, 'Worth the hassle', he got the hassle.
He flipped the coin. It said, 'Not worth it', he got kicked out.
He flipped the coin. She said, 'That’s a 50-50 chance. You pay me anyway.'