Lady Hatting
When you shove your face into a lady's snatch and wear her like a stupid hat while she laughs at your dumb face.
I tried Lady Hatting and my face got stuck. She laughed so hard she peed on me.
My girlfriend said I'm a pro at Lady Hatting. I said I'm just getting started.
He did Lady Hatting in the middle of the grocery store. Security came and asked if he was having a meltdown.