lady gagger
A lady gagger is a penis that’s so long it could be used as a ladder. It’s called that because it makes women gag so hard they sound like a broken blender.
My brother tried to hide a lady gagger in his pants and got caught by his mom.
My neighbor’s dog tried to sniff a lady gagger and ran away howling.
My friend said his dad’s lady gagger is so big it could be a slide.