lady gagger
A lady gagger is a penis that’s so big it looks like a sausage. It’s called that because it makes women gag so bad they might as well be choking on a flaming hot dog.
My cousin tried to give a lady gagger to his sister and she bit him.
My friend said his uncle’s lady gagger is so big it could be a new kind of meat.
My teacher said a lady gagger is the reason why some kids don’t want to play hide and seek.