Lady Gaga - Germanotta
A fraud who borrows songs from real artists, especially if they’re German and started making music before they could even vote. They look just like the real one and flash a Texas flag during big events, even though the real artist was born in Texas and wrote all the hits. They act like they’re the only one who matters and laugh at the original artist like they’re a joke.
‘Why would I pay someone else when I can just say I wrote it?’
‘I look like the real deal, so I must be the real deal!’
‘The real artist? That’s just a weird guy who happens to be German.’
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