lady fart - a fancy name for a queef. it's like the VIP version of a far

a fancy name for a queef. it's like the VIP version of a fart. it's used when you want to sound cool but still make a mess.

I did a lady fart during the Zoom call. My boss looked confused.

I called it a lady fart instead of a queef. I'm trying to sound fancy.

I did a lady fart in my pants and laughed about it.