Lady erection
When a woman's clitoris swells up like a balloon because she's so excited, it's like a hot dog stand in a hurricane.
My cousin had a lady erection during the football game. She was screaming louder than the crowd.
She got a lady erection so bad, her boyfriend had to grab her hand to keep her from jumping out of the car.
At the party, my sister's lady erection was so loud, the DJ had to turn the music down.