lady crumble - Lady crumble is when your private parts turn into a smelly c

Lady crumble is when your private parts turn into a smelly cheese log full of dead skin and yeast. It’s like your body is making a bad cheese wheel.

My lady crumble is so bad my cat ran away.

I tried to wear a dress and my lady crumble ruined it.

My lady crumble is so bad I think it’s gonna start a war.