Lady Crater
A big, flabby hole that looks like it was stretched by a truck and a donut. Found on the legs of moms and girls who’ve had way too many kids and way too much food.
My grandma’s pants look like they’re about to give up.
That lady at the gym has a hole so big, I could fit my whole head in.
My mom’s pants are so loose, they could be used as a blanket.