Lady Chatterly
A woman who talks so much that it's like she's trying to fill the silence with her own voice and a bunch of useless information
She starts talking about her day, then her feelings, then her cat, and then why the sky was blue, and then she looks at you like you're the problem
Her group chat is just her sending 10 messages in a row about her day, and then tagging everyone in a follow-up
She talks so much that when she finally stops, you realize you’ve forgotten what the conversation was about