Lady Caca
Lady Caca is a suburban mom who thinks she’s a rockstar. She wears fake fur, sunglasses that look like shields, and has a bumbag that says ‘hands free’ but it just makes her look like a confused sailor.
Lady Caca was at the wine bar and she twerked on the table. The wine spilled. It was beautiful.
I saw Lady Caca wearing a lampshade skirt. I think she’s trying to scare people.
Lady Caca once fought a fly with a leather fly swat. The fly died. The fly swat didn’t.