Lady Bug
When a woman sits on a guy’s chest like he’s a chair and leaves a red mess, then pees on him like he’s a toilet.
My brother got sat on by his girlfriend and then peed on. He said it was the worst day ever.
My friend’s boyfriend got a lady bug treatment and now he smells like a toilet.
I saw my uncle get a lady bug and he ran out of the room like he was on fire.