Lady Bow Wow
The most awesome, stinkiest, slightly dumb, but still the best dog around, who does the worst things and somehow still gets away with it.
Lady Bow Wow pooped on the school principal’s shoes and then licked them.
She tried to start a band and only had one song: ‘I Love Socks.’
She stole my mom’s phone and sent a text that said ‘I’m a genius.’