LADY BILLIONAIRE
A woman who got a massive amount of money from a lottery and now thinks she's famous, even though no one knows who she is.
She texts her mom: 'I'm rich. You're still poor. Still.'
She tweets: 'I'm not rich. I'm a billionaire. There's a difference.'
She posts a selfie: 'Look at me. I won a billion dollars. Also, I'm still ugly.'