Lady Bacon
The bacon version of a pre-menstrual girl’s vagina. It’s made with pork or veal and is a bit softer and more juicy because of the girl’s monthly magic.
Girl Bacon is like the soft, juicy version of Lady Bacon.
They sold Girl Bacon at the market and it was so good, I ate it all.
My sister ate Girl Bacon and got a bad case of the giggles.