Lady and the Tramp Dick - Lady and the Tramp Dick is when you’re too drunk to know you

Lady and the Tramp Dick is when you’re too drunk to know your cock is a soggy biscuit and you still wanna slurp like you’re in a romantic movie.

I tried to seduce her but my cock was a soggy biscuit.

I looked like a sad biscuit in a soup.

I tried to do the Tramp thing but I just looked like a sad biscuit.