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When you try to flirt with a girl by acting like a total tool, hoping she'll find you cool because you're being a dork.
Texting a girl 'Hey, I just ate a whole pizza and now I'm a legend.'
Trying to impress a girl by flexing in a gym and pretending you're a superhero.
Saying 'I'm the king of the lads' to a girl who just asked you to stop talking.